Colonels Abroad - Sheppard and Kate
I guess you can tell from the subject field what I think of the place. But, let me bore you all for a few minutes on our adventures in NZ anyway.
This place is cool!! Such a beautiful country - everywhere you look is green and lush with interesting plants, trees and wildlife all over the place. Except Auckland, which is just a normal big city, but with a beautiful harbour and a nice little bridge.
We left SF on Thursday 14th Oct, and after a 3 hour stop in LA and a 12 hour flight we finally landed in Auckland at 6.30 am Saturday 16th Oct - no Friday 15 (this still bothers me!! I want my day back!! Still, at least it was a cheap day.) We tried to get hold of Kate's Gran's cousin (Barbara) who had offered to put us up for a few nights. Nice. We tried to ring for about 1 hour with no success - constantly engaged, so we just hopped on the bus anyway. We arrived at the little bay where Barbara lives about an hour after we thought we'd get there to find her waiting at the bus stop for us. Doh! She'd been there all morning because she was having problems with the phone. Doh! Anyway Barbara's a lovely lady who soon won a place in my heart with a huge cooked breakfast!! Nice!!
Anyway, we both felt a bit ropey for a couple of days because of the jet lag, but were raring to go by the Monday so we booked a 3 day tour of the Bay Of Islands. Quality. This is the area north of Auckland for those who don't know (I'd never heard of it). We did a couple of really cool things up there, besides looking at all the beautiful scenery. We went on a coach doing 75 kph up the 90 mile beach, which was cool. I even assisted the driver and a couple of other blokes in rescuing a Mercedes that was stuck in the sand with the tide coming in!! What a plonker - some kiddy obviously driving his Dad's car with a couple of mates.
At the top of the beach we went up this quick sand stream to the sand dunes, where we both had a go at boogie boarding. Being young, athletic and cool I found it no problem, obviously. Well, that's a slight lie actually - I was cr@p and fell off the board half way down the dune!! Still I raised a good laugh from the 100 or so people watching. Doh!!

The other thing we did was take a 6 hour cruise round the bay, and visit a couple of the cool islands. This was fantastic. The weather was great, if not a bit chilly at the front of the top deck where we were sat. The strength of the sun surprised me a bit and I burnt the top of my head! Doh! We saw 3 pods of dolphins, which was really cool. 1 pod swam along with the boat for ages and were messing about in the jets and jumping around, which was the highlight of the day. Nice. I was a bit alarmed to hear the captain tell us that the dolphins only live 10-12 years in captivity, but can live up to 40-50 years in the wild. I may think twice before going back to Seaworld.
The other thing that happened in the Bay of Islands was even more embarassing for me than the boogie boarding! We had checked into our hotel room after spending the day on the coach getting up there. I had a shower and was stood by the bed about to get dressed when someone opened the door!! Nightmare! It was a lady guest who had just checked in and been given our key by reception!! Although I'd had the good sense to
put the chain on the door it still opened a little way, and her line of vision was straight at me. Poor lady!! Anyway, we obviously weren't best pleased and complained - after I recovered from my shame!! We got a free night, so not too bad.
On returning to Auckland we hooked up with Jonny H and his lovely wife Mel, who showed us a great time over the holiday weekend - bonus. Jonny and I even managed
to watch the boys beat Charlton at 5am Sunday on the TV in the motel. NICE!!! I was quite surprised Jonny turned up actually because he was a bit badgered the night before! They took us out for their friends birthday bash on the Saturday night to a Japanese restaurant. You can imagine my panic!! Jonny took no rubbish off me and made me eat some sashimi (raw snapper), which I actually quite liked!! So I got stuck into the rest of it too and really enjoyed it. Nice. Looks like we won't have to live on McDonalds when we get to Japan after all!! Bonus.
After the footy on Sunday morning Kate & I watched Jonny, Mel and their friend Alison bungy jump off the harbour bridge!! Unfortunately there were only 3 slots left so Kate & I couldn't have a go. Yeah right!! Although, having seen the video I'm starting to come round to the idea - plus Jonny keeps on about it, so I might have to do it just to shut him up!!
We went out to the West Coast on Sunday afternoon to see their friends - who have a fantastic place with great views. We had a nice stroll along a deserted beach and then home made pizza! Nice!!
We said good bye to J & M on Monday and got ourselves a car for the duration of our NZ stay - this one thank god has central locking!!
We went up to Coromandel for a couple of days, which was really beautiful. We visited a hot water beach (dig a hole in the sand in certain places and get yourself a hot spring) and a beach only accessible via a cove when the tide is out. Nice.
I was attacked by a cockerel in a car park at one place. I was about to get in the car when it started legging after me, so I ran round the car to get away from it and managed to get in the car. Kate thought I was being a complete pansy (where she gets these ideas from I don't know), so she opened the window and said 'hello chicken'. At this point the bird jumped up at the window and tried to get her!! Luckily the window
was only half open so it fell on the ground. That'll teach her for calling me a pansy. Nice.
We're in Rotorua at the moment. We've been here for a couple of days and are probably staying until Tuesday. We had trouble finding a motel I like though. There are hundreds to choose from but not many have Sky Sports 2, and the boys are on the telly again Sunday at 5am, so I couldn't miss that!! Found one anyway (after about an hour on the phone and the yellow pages!) that was in the price range, and we've even got a private jacuzzi!! Nice.
We thought we'd better get with the program whilst we were here, so we did rafting and jet boating yesterday. Cool. Never done either before, but would do both again.
The rafting was interesting, because we went over 3 waterfalls in the boat!! 3m, 1m and 7m high!! We negotiated the first 2 OK and then came to the third. The guides started telling us what to do if the raft capsized or we fell out, and I just thought they were doing it to scare us a bit more. Turns out they weren't. We went over the edge and plunged into the water below. The boat then turned over and we were all
under water!! I grabbed the rope on the boat and got above the surface first - nice survival instincts (and caught on camera too, nice.) We were all OK and managed to turn the boat over and get back in OK. Kate was a bit shaken up as she doesn't really like the water, but she was fine - she was the only girl on the boat so the guides were always looking out for her. Nice.
The jet boating was really cool too. We were the only people on it apart from the driver. Cool. I had to get out and rescue a lamb that was trapped on the river
bank, which was interesting! Obviously I have no experience with animals and the lamb had no idea I was there to help so it kept avoiding me! Anyway I returned it safely to it's field and felt a right hero. Cool.
Anyway, I think that's quite enough rubbish from me! It seems like we've been away ages now but it's only 8 weeks, so much more rubbish to come!!
PS. Couple of wierd things about NZ.
1 - Strange give way rules. Can't explain it, but it's weird.
2 - All their major roads are called 'state highways'. There are no states in NZ! What??