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MATCH REPORT by Andy Clyde - Athletico Cowley still finding its feet in new league

League Table

ACFC 0 (0) vs (2) 2 Benson Athletic

Still trying to get our form and fitness back, we didn't really want to come up against a team as well organised as Benson. Not having a regular keeper didn't help. We could possibly have come out of this with a draw since both goals were avoidable but to be honest they fully deserved the points. At times, we started to show what we can do but all too briefly and without that killer final touch. Too often we were sluggish with the ball, our movement was far from being crisp enough, and too many players had off-days. It was a relatively clean game and more enjoyable than last week even if it was backs-to-the-wall for most of the game. Some work to do I feel...

At least we're not bottom, Although we are the only team that hasn't scored yet!

COME ON THE COWLEY!!!!!!

Ailsa, you know I need a new car and I said that Fords where very reliable cars with cheap parts, well I have chosen one and it's in red!!!

Times Online - Protesters ambush Le Pen as he meets leadership of BNP

David Blunkett said that he was powerless to intervene in M Le Pen’s visit but surely this racist may not be a perpetrator but initiates and encourages 'practices of violent and intmidating methods to acheive politcal ends'. I believe this is the dictionary definition of terrorism and don't we have new laws for this???

Champions League

Well there are a number of teams who could get that fourth spot the league is like this as of today

		P	GD	PTS
1	Arsenal	33	45	81
2	Chelsea	34	33	72
3	Man Utd	34	29	71
4	Liverpool	34	12	50
5	Newcastle	33	12	50
6	Aston Villa	34	4	49
7	Charlton	34	1	48
8	Shity	34	-2	47
9	Southampton	33	5	45
10	Fulham	34	3	45
11	Middlesbrough	34	-2	45
12	Bolton	34	-11	44
13	Everton	34	-5	39
14	Tottenham	34	-12	38
15	Blackburn	34	-9	37
16	Portsmouth	33	-10	37
17	Man City	34	-3	34
18	Leeds United	34	-34	32
19	Leicester City	34	-18	28
20	Wolves	34	-38	28

If you look at the fixtures for Villa, Liverpool, Charlton, Shity and Newcastle

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LIVERPOOL
Sat Apr 24 (15:00) - Man Utd v Liverpool
Sun May 02 (16:05) - Liverpool v Middlesbrough
Sat May 08 (17:35) - Birmingham v Liverpool
Sat May 15 (15:00) - Liverpool v Newcastle
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NEWCASTLE
Sun Apr 25 (14:00) - Newcastle v Chelsea
Sat May 01 (15:00) - Man City v Newcastle
Sun May 09 (15:00) - Newcastle v Wolves
Wed May 12 (19:45) - Southampton v Newcastle
Sat May 15 (15:00) - Liverpool v Newcastle
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VILLA
Sat Apr 24 (15:00) - Middlesbrough v Aston Villa
Sun May 02 (15:00) - Aston Villa v Tottenham
Sat May 08 (15:00) - Southampton v Aston Villa
Sat May 15 (15:00) - Aston Villa v Man Utd
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CHARLTON
Sat Apr 24 (15:00) - Fulham v Charlton
Sat May 01 (15:00) - Charlton v Leicester City
Sat May 08 (15:00) - Leeds United v Charlton
Sat May 15 (15:00) - Charlton v Southampton
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SHITY
Sun Apr 25 (12:00) - Shity v Wolves
Sat May 01 (12:30) - Arsenal v Shity
Sat May 08 (17:35) - Shity v Liverpool
Sat May 15 (15:00) - Blackburn v Shity
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Anyone can get this fourth place I just can't see the Villa keeping it's bottle, as it never ever does. Looking at the fixtures and what teams SHOULD win, it looks to me like Newcastle can get 10 points, Liverpool 7 Points, Villa 6 Points, Charlton 7 Points and Shity 6 Points

This puts

4th Newcastle 60Pts
5th Liverpool 57Pts
6th Charlton 55Pts
7th Villa 54Pts
8th Shity 53Pts

MATCH REPORT by Andy Clyde - Athletico Cowley start a new league

League Table

ACFC 0 - 0 Athletic Sandhills

A very even match with equal chances at both ends. Graeme made a couple of great saves but at the other end we had at least 2 chances that hit the woodwork so I guess neither side could complain with a point. The opposition were "in the Allens Men mould", meaning ****LOVELY PEOPLE AND DEFINETLY ON MY CHRISTMAS CARD LIST **** . I'm not going to say any more about them or the ref, (**** AS HE WAS AN EXCELLENT FELLOW AS WELL WITH WONDEFUL EYESIGHT ****) apart from the fact that I almost got the second yellow card of my career. As regards our performance, it was obvious we haven't played for a while. We were rusty and a bit unfit although having two new players in the squad didn't help. No-one played badly but we just didn't quite click up front and got pulled apart a bit too much in the second half. I get the feeling that if (when?) we play these guys again, we really should win it. Only time will tell the value of this result. Interestingly, all the results were fairly close last night (2 draws, 2 one-goal wins and 1 two-goal win) so it could be a very tight league.

COME ON THE COWLEY!!!!!!

**** Please feel free to insert correct wording

BBC NEWS - McDonald's CEO Jim Cantalupo dies or 'I'm lovin it' a bit to much

In a statement, McDonald's said Mr Cantalupo was "a brilliant man, who brought tremendous leadership, energy and passion to his job".

"He made an indelible mark on McDonald's system," it added

did they really mean indelible or inedible

Cheers Ailsa (I think)

As if you needed another reason not to visit Iraq


They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been nawing on it all night long.

If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.

PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are Spiders found daily in Iraq by troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in your tent!!

Cheers Gary

Dublin Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Paddy, a big lad from Galway, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Paddy, like most Galway boys, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.

Paddy was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for £500? Paddy showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Paddy announced that he would accept their offer, only under three conditions:
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her."
"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
"Well," said Paddy, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the £500."

Easter Weekend - Took up Fencing

Well I used to have holidays and it was a long weekend of drugs, sex and rock & roll. Not anymore as this weekend I decided to build my garden fence. Well my dad and brother decided to build my garden fence and I made them tea and mortar (I was either tea bitch or mortar muppet, oh how I loved those names).

Tearing everything down was the easy bit, it was the putting stuff up that took ages. Dad had made allowances for building everything in two days, what a project manager, after four days we were almost complete. We all played our part I made tea, mortar and moaned, Dad was gaffer and main bricky, Jon was deputy bricky and lifter of all things heavy and Ailsa was Brick Woman (IN FILM 'VOICE OVER' MAN VOICE - 'It was a time of removing mortar from bricks, a time for hero's, Ailsa is Brick Woman').

Finally this morning I took the cement mixer back to the hire shop, the fence is so close to being finished all thats left is the bloody garden.

I have never been so happy going to work today, I like work, i don't like bricks or walls or fences or mortar and I hate stupid sodding DIY. IT DOES MY HEAD IN.

There are some more pictures here

Aston Villa 3-2 Chelsea
All they talked about was Chelsea conceding the title and how they didn't play well enough. They failed to mention that we bloody stuffed them. I was proud of the boys. 3-2 flattered them. GO ON THE VILLA

Villa - end of seasons awards can I go please
This year shirts are being sold at the Villa village for a tenner at the moment as well - Villa Sale

Times Online - This is positively the new commandment

In an attempt to reach the nation’s youth, the Methodists promoted a competition to find a new commandment on beer mats in pubs throughout the country.

The five winners were

“THOU shalt not be negative”
“Thou shalt not worship false pop idols”
“Thou shalt not kill in the name of any God”
“Thou shalt not confuse text with love”
“Thou shalt not consume thine own bodyweight in fudge”

Weird

Star Wars: Clone Wars Cool

Amazon.co.uk: DVD: Star Wars Trilogy (Episodes IV-VI)Ok now I am excited!!!!! PRE-ORDER Star Wars Trilogy- yes please