'Asylum seekers eat swans' or 'Asylum seekers eat donkeys' (or cunningly titled 'Ass bandits')

I am extremely amused by both these stories. I can see the racist white BNP idiots walking around the council estates of Burnley and Oldham, talking to all the unemployed white people who can't be arsed to work, telling them that they has told them this would happen, you know letting foreigners in, and they had said that the next thing they would do is take their jobs, and then they where obviously going to eat all the QUEENS swans and all the hard working British donkeys!!! Next they will be doing is marrying your daughters, moving in to your house and eating your bulldog (your BRITISH BULLDOG gggrrrr). I think the Sun and the Daily Star are very clever they manage to not only get a percentage of the country (the large majority of thick people this country seems to create) to read this crap but they also manage to brainwash them that they are telling the truth as well. Its not difficult to understand why there is a resurgence in the BNP and the NF (by the way, they are always abbreviated because most of the ignorant idiots can't read). I would like to discuss this topic in a bit more detail but I have a Shetland pony under the grill and it becomes all tough if you don't turn it regularly.

The Future is Female

Well apparently the Y chromosome (Women are XX, Men are XY) is unstable, meaning in around 125,000 years there will be no men, in this article men are basically no better than genetically modified women!! Now I can appreciate that in that time women will be able to have young without the aid of a man, but can you imagine the chaos of a world of just women. Everybody would be lost incapable of reading maps, I can see there would be no war, but even if a nation wanted a war they would be unable to guide themselves to that country anyway. There would be no conflicts over petroleum or territory, only soft furnishings and towels!! SCARY

Portsmouth 2-1 Aston Villa

I actually felt quite confident about this season, but I forgot we were rubbish. Oh dear the relegation fight starts

OK, let’s rant. There are these idiots called H&S Fencing in Oxford. These incompetent idiots (go on sue me, I have dare you, I can prove your incompetence) gave me a quote on the 1st May for some work in the back of my garden and I therefore began in May to prepare (my blog) for my knights in shining armour to arrive and sort out my garden. After each month I would phone up to ask what the bugger they were doing and each time they said they were busy. This was until this week when they rang and said they would do it on Friday. I explained maybe it would be wise that they came back before hand and look at it properly. Well they came down and said that it was a little too difficult for them and they couldn’t be arsed to do it. So I am now left with a bloody rubble pile in my back garden. Well done boys I salute you I hope both your testicles fall off due to a freak asteroid incident while doing one of your shoddy unprofessional crap jobs

I really dislike Coca-Cola with a passion but if you ever have a stomach ache drink a full lard version (diet coke isn't the same) and it gets rid of the stomach ache nearly by the time you have finished the can. I have no idea why, but since I heard about this (cheers wheels) it has never failed.

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"Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway" - Elbert Hubbard

Scunthorpe 0-5 Villa

OK, only Scunthorpe, but we did win a game!!

Mini-nukes on US agenda

This article reminded me I had planned to talk about how the US were interested in kicking of there nuclear capabilities again with smaller bombs and these bunker busters. It is actually got to the point where they don't even bother to deny about the environmental impact to everything and anything these things come in to contact with. They are smaller in design because they actually want to use them as apposed to a normal nuclear deterrent. The idiots who want these bunker busters think that they will produce little contamination 'above ground' due to the fact that the nuclear explosion will vitrify most of the earth around it hopefully encasing some or most of the radioactive fallout. Well I am confident that the US have tested every one of the many millions of different soil, rock and earth types on this planet in order for them to safely say that.

This is the start, The US will make the distinction between 'nuclear deterrents' and 'conventional weapons' so cloudy that the next war will be nuclear by definition and in that fact I have absolutely no doubt what so ever. The Americans will drop small ones on someone else (probably non-white other religious foreign type dudes you know the type - NON AMERICANS); their opposition will then fire a bigger one back in retaliation to the hundred or so dead immediately and the hundreds of thousands which will suffer for generations from the nuclear fallout (oops wrong soil type), and then the US will drop one big enough for you to see from Jupiter. Isn't the US government a clever lot and don't you think the future of this fragile planet is safe with meatheads like Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld!!!

I suppose what I find a little crazy is that if you talk to most people about bunkers, they envisage a sort of refuge if nuclear war did happen. When the Cuba crisis kicked off between the US and the USSR, lots of Americans built themselves bunkers in order to survive the worst of the nuclear winter. If it really hit the fan I try to imagine bunkers as little pockets of life so that one day, enough of us may walk on the planet again. So the idea of method in order to annihilate both all life above and below the surface I find to be a little sick.

Here are a few articles that are quite interesting
New Scientist - Bunker-busters set to go nuclear
The Journal of the Federation of American Scientists - Low-Yield Earth-Penetrating Nuclear Weapons
Brookings Institution - B61 Nuclear Gravity Bomb
FCNL - Background on the Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator
Union of Concerned Scientists - Earth-Penetrating Weapons

Linux copyright row escalates

I wonder how easy it is to get sued for deformation or slander, well here goes. There is this crappy lying money grabbing bunch of arse company called SCO (all spam can be sent to this address), they make money by suing people over anything software related.

So what they want to do is basically make people pay for THE FREE SOFTWARE (listen to the words you money grabbing bastards) Linux so they are suing IBM and then they have been sending letters to other people saying they will sue them unless they buy licences from them including Red Hat and SuSE.

I think we should all find a time where every Linux user could raise their finger at the same time and salute these shits and lets make sure together we give them nothing, not a penny, cent or euro. This article shows how much they like suing people

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WE ARE RUBBISH!!!!

Had a top birthday weekend in Malvern and then down in Brighton. Cheers everyone it was top seeing you all